David: For what?
Me: Does it matter? Are you hungry?
D: ....why?
Me: Because I want to feed you! It's 9:30 and you've been at practice since 4, and you never eat! Have you eaten at all today?
D: I had a few pieces of pizza at the rehearsal...
Me: When?
D: What did you make?
Me: Are you hungry?
D: It depends on what you made!
Me: A poop sandwich. No you idiot, I made a pork tenderloin.
D: I'M STARVING.
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