Me: You look like Ronaldo missing his PK last night. Not good.
Chuck: Never ask me how you look.
Me: You're the one who said you look like a jerk. And I compared you to Ronaldo.
Chuck: You're not supposed to rub it in.
But at least he looks good
Right? Like, a handsome jerk?
Me: Right, you know he's a jerk, but he might be the best looking jerk in Europe.
|Cristiano Ronaldo (missing his penalty kick v. Munich)|